Accept no imitations
All of these... gems originally appeared in 62 magazine, which I edited.
If you haven't attended way too many 12-step meetings yourself, lots of these references will be way "inside." Just shoot me a note and I'll enlighten you... or try to.
(These phone numbers and addresses weren't "live" way back in the presidency of Bush the Senior. If they're in use now, kindly don't irritate the natives. Ditto with company names, though I'd still like to launch Tantrum Press someday).
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Think of it as
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but hate the calories?
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~ confidentiality assured ~
Don't believe everything you read, bunky.
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